As school children across the country are brushing up on a semester's-worth of learning for upcoming exams, and picking out what will soon be embarrassingly forgetful duds for the prom, GMT takes a look at high school yearbook shots that somehow seemed like a good idea to put on baseball cards.
Most Likely to Sell Fake Gold Chains to Brian Barber
Shawn Livsey
Shortstop, Houston Astros
1992 Topps #124
Topps Fact: Shawn possesses 6.6. speed in the 60-yard dash.
GMT Fact: Shawn didn't appreciate the nickname the "6-Second Man."
Most Likely to Mow Your Lawn After a Game
Brian BarberPitcher, St. Louis Cardinals
1992 Topps #594
Topps Fact: Brian was winner of the 1991 Gatorade National Player of the Year Award at Dr. Phillips (Orlando) High School.
GMT Fact: In pre-draft questionnaire, listed heroes as Rick Derris and Jason Pruitt.
Most Likely to Bang Brian Barber's Girlfriend While He's Mowing Lawns
Jason PruittPicther, Kansas City Royals
1992 Topps #246
Topps Fact: Last season his highest strikeout total in a game was 19 in a 7-inning contest.
GMT: Always pressured Barber's girlfriend into anal. Never strikes out.
Most Likely to Rob Fake Gold Chains From Brian Barber While He's Mowing Lawns
Greg AnthonyPitcher, San Diego Padres
1992 Topps #336
Topps Fact:He hit 9 Home Runs during career with 23 Doubles, 7 Triples and 76 RBI.
GMT Fact: Greg Anthony was arrested prior to graduation for petty theft and forced to obtain his GED in the county pen. Note the razor wire in his "graduation" picture just before release.
ESPN and Yahoo! hired him to provide NBA commentary.
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