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2/8/08
Shaq Will Soon Be Taking Illegal Immigrants To The Hole
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I'm not sure what your opinion is on illegal immigrants, but either way, this is entertaining.

It seems now that Shaq is in Phoenix, they're looking to get him to start hunting down illegal immigrants. Now there's your tax dollars at work people.

Well known human rights violator super tough Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio has said "I'm hoping we'll recruit him for our posse. Maybe we'll go after illegal immigrants and other crime."

Uh, I could be wrong, but didn't the term "posse" go out of style in  about 1893? By the way, I pity the horse that Shaq has to ride on.

Anyway, Shaq has a long history of being involved in law enforcement, and was a reserve officer in both L.A. and Miami. Shaq also once famously participated in a botched house raid, where police busted into the wrong house with guns drawn. That must have been fun.

I'm not sure what it'd be like to run into Shaq as you're crossing into the US, but I'd have to think it would kind of suck.

Get him in a footrace though, and I'm pretty sure you'd win.
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Now was that the watering hole that you were referring to?

 
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