Sharks Defenseman Douglas Murray Is The Best Inventor Ever.

4/12/08 in NHL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure what's going on with athletes and kegs of late, what with Matt Leinart and Joel Zumaya, but it seems to be the new craze.

Well, now they can all drink drink together, thanks to Sharks defenseman Douglas Murray.

While at Cornell University, Murray and some friends came up with the UberTap, a quick spout for beer kegs. UberTap is a system that uses a foot pump to extract the beer, and three spouts to fill the glasses.
"It took too long to get beer in college. It's about five times as fast to fill up," Murray said.
That means you can fill three glasses simultaneously. Which also means Murray, Leinart, and Zumaya can all do kegstands at once. Now there's a frightening image.

Honestly, I'm just glad to see Murray took advantage of his Ivy League education.
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