Okay, so here I am, the 20th of April, and sitting in the house watching the snow fall.  This time last year, I had just finished a round with my hubby and we were back home, ready to watch the NASCAR Busch race in Mexico.  This year, the temperature is 13F and it is snowing.  Yup, snowing.  And not the kind that melts as soon as it hits the ground.  This snow has been falling since Friday, and we now have about 4 inches on the ground.  So, I think that's fine, I'll watch the Indy race, then the Mexico race, and all will be good!

Wrong.

Tuned in too late for the Indy race, got there just in time to see that Danica won her first race. Oh well, on to Mexico!!

Wrong.

The TV guide was out of wack, so I have no race.  Well, a tape delayed one apparently in a while. Who knows.

So I turn to Ladies golf and while that is interesting, it is not the exciting Sunday afternoon I had envisioned.  So I check e-mails and low and behold, this is what a friend sends me:

Popular Caddy comments:

#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."               
            Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"          
                                                                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this        
        course."                                                           
        Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."       
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"                   
        Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."               
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"          
        Caddy: "Eventually."                                               
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."       
        Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a          
        coincidence."                                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a   
        distraction."                                                      
        Caddy: "It 's not a watch - it's a compass."                       
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"                             
        Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."             
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"           
        Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."             
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."        
        Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."     
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
        # 1 Best Caddy Comment                                             
        Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old,"                     
        Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir"

So, I'm thinking, I have a black golf ball, maybe I'll go out and play a round anyway........