Apparently someone thinks that Joe Paterno isn't really dead, but in fact faked his own death so he could avoid all the legal proceedings surrounding Penn State in the aftermath of the Jerry Sandusky child molestation scandal.
I love that "Doug" started the letter by saying that he "hopes this doesn't sound too much like the grassy knoll theory."
No, Doug, this sounds nothing like the grassy knoll theory. This sounds even crazier. By a lot.
I'd love to know where this guy is from, where many people are "really pondering" something like this. They must have a lot of time on their hands.