It does not get much stranger than this...
By the numbers:
Instance of Belichick and Brady getting run over
Thomas the Tank Engine cameo
Giant mallett used to smash in Chad Johnson's skull
Self decapitation by Brady
Touchdown passes caught by Randy Moss on a single play
Butts slapped by Chad Johnson in the courtroom
Total instances of violence
Total seconds of Tim Tebow prancing in the showers
One hundred and fifteen
The weight at which Rex Ryan is depicted
Rex Ryan informed Tim Tebow he was getting cut by body slamming him.
Belichick kicks Tebow after the two successfully pair up to hit a field goal. Soon after, the two do it all over again for some reason.
Credit to Next Media Animation for a video that is as insightful as it is comprehensive.