Rodriguez has become notorious for his inability to perform during the post-season.
“He chokes more than that girl from ‘Shades of Grey,’” said high school graduate and deli owner Sid Guiliani of Long Island.
His love life has taken a hit ever since his appearance at the Super Bowl with Cameron Diaz, who was feeding him popcorn on nation television. Many New York women have not taken liking to the submissive precedent he set with the popcorn affair, so Rodriguez had hoped to score with the Australians instead.
And just as this hit the presses, it has been reported that Rodriguez failed yet another drug test. Instead of human growth hormones this time, the illegal substance is Cialis.