Strike Three, You're Out

10/22/12 in MLB   |   maxnbuch   |   6 respect

“You would think that a man of A-Rod’s stature would be successful in getting women. But really, it was almost as pathetic as seeing him try to pick up a hit,” said Vinny DeCarlo of Brooklyn, who was sitting near the scene.
Rodriguez has become notorious for his inability to perform during the post-season.
“He chokes more than that girl from ‘Shades of Grey,’” said high school graduate and deli owner Sid Guiliani of Long Island.
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After further research, it was discovered that the two women Rodriguez was trying to fraternize with were Australian models. It may just be irony that their presence facilitated his batting average to go down under. For their next game, the Yankees have made efforts to clear all spectators from the seats behind the team’s dugout to curb Rodriguez’s continued efforts at finding someone to love him.

His love life has taken a hit ever since his appearance at the Super Bowl with Cameron Diaz, who was feeding him popcorn on nation television. Many New York women have not taken liking to the submissive precedent he set with the popcorn affair, so Rodriguez had hoped to score with the Australians instead.
And just as this hit the presses, it has been reported that Rodriguez failed yet another drug test. Instead of human growth hormones this time, the illegal substance is Cialis.
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10/23/12   |   PurrsAlot   |   1604 respect

whoops, a SLAB... can't remember his last Slam!~

10/23/12   |   PurrsAlot   |   1604 respect

A-Rod, a slam of meat with no brain...  so uninteresting to me.  His interviews are dull as dishwater.