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Subway makes Robert Griffin III statue out of lunch meat
NFL, Washington Redskins, robert griffin iii

Thanks, Subway, for this disturbing image

4/24/12 in NFL   |   Pat   |   4515 respect

Blog Photo - Subway makes Robert Griffin III statue out of lunch meatRobert Griffin III tweeted out a picture of a statue himself... made out of Subway lunch meat.

I can honestly say this is one of the most disturbing things I've seen all day.

The Union has some, uh, great pictures of Griffin with his not-so-tasty-looking likeness.

According to Graham Watson of Dr. Saturday, the statue was made entirely from cold cuts, bread and smokehouse barbecue chicken.

I'm sure there will be many endorsements in store for RG3, and this is just a sign of many things to come.

That having been said, I sincerely hope that this is the last time I see a sculpture of a human being made out of Subway sandwich products.

In all honesty, they did a decent job, aside from the color. He looks like he got the Sammy Sosa treatment.

Still, this is probably never a good idea. Let's stick to making replica stadiums out of food. That sounds like a far better idea.
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4/24/12   |   hummus   |   320 respect

all day? when I saw this I about threw up, it's really stupid IMO. and I won't be eating at Subway anytime soon because of this. they fail. I'm all fired up!!