The Best Pictures From Super Bowl Media Day

Super Bowl Media Day, as well all know, is pretty much just one big joke. Sure a lot of pasty, fat, unathletic white reporters show up and try to ask real penetrating questions, but let's be honest, this isn't like a Presidential press conference after peace has been achieved in the Middle East.

Luckily, some players and reporters understand this, and they just show up and have a good time. So let's get to the best of chaos and hilarity that was Super Bowl Media Day.




Marshall Faulk was sweating like a damn pig during the course of the day. It ain't easy being a talking head, people.




TV Azteca "reporter" Ines Sainz wants to measure Matt Leinart's............bicep. Or so the picture caption told me.




Belly dancers at Media Day? Sure, why not. Gabe Watson gets his groove on.





Roy Lewis films the cameraman interviewing him. Strangely ironic and strangely stupid all at once.



Reporter Sarah Spain gets lessons in chest bumping from Early Doucet.





Bob Marley gets interviewed by Troy Polamalu.





Cardinals safety Aaron Francisco talks to a Mexican TV (Telemundo) transvestite. Which is pretty normal.





Antonio Smith decides to kidnap Inside the NFL's Jenn Brown.




Actor Jerry O'Connell finally seems to have managed to get some work.





And backup Cardinals QB Brian St. Pierre is, um, throwing a pink football in the least masculine way possible.

Well, another completely useless Media Day has come and gone. The Super Bowl can't get here soon enough.