Tattooed Bears Fan Has Autographs of All Bears Players On His Body

This Guy Is A Bit Too Big Of A Bears Fan

6/3/09 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I assume that the term fan is a shortened version of fanatic. And some fans are more fanatics than others. Like, say, this guy named Glenn Timmermann, who has 92 autographs of current and former Bears players tattooed onto his body. Notice Mike Ditka on the back of his neck.



Apparently every Bears player that he's ever met he has autograph his body, which he then instantly turns into a tattoo. Sounds, um, great.

Here are some more.



He's also got a Walter Payton tat on his leg, which is a little nicer than the autograph tats.



I wonder where that Jay Cutler autograph is going to go.

Now, you're probably wondering where exactly you'd run into a guy like this. Well, it was a Hell's Angels Rally Chicago Bears motorcycle rally. Of course it was.

Reuben Brown's motorcycle run keeps rollin' [Sports Pros(e)] via [Deadspin]
Notify me by email about comments that follow mine. Preview

6/8/09   |   BearcatFan   |   6 respect

wrote:
And i really dont give a damn what u thought about my post. It was my openion.

Thank you for your openion.

6/7/09   |   jopo72

jswol54 wrote:
This guy hits the news circuit in Chicago every time he gets a new tattoo.  If you think his tats are fanatic, you should see his house. 

let me guesss he lives in the car tower from Wayne's World!!

6/7/09   |   Debi_L   |   11281 respect

I don't have any tattoos and neither does my hubby, but if I wanted to get one, I would. Bottom line is, it's HIS body, HIS choice to tattoo it with signatures.  Whether we like it, whether the doctors or nurses like it IF he lives to 80 is really none of our business. I'm damn sure he's not gonna say "Oh no, people don't seem to like my tats as much as I do, I'd better get them removed"  To each his own.

6/5/09   |   arv3403   |   20 respect

wrote:
And i really dont give a damn what u thought about my post. It was my openion.

 Did that sound like a personal attack on you?....No.

Here is one though: "openion" WIN

6/4/09   |   jopo72

wrote:
How much do you think his skin would sell for?

it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose. Spooky

6/4/09   |   Keeter   |   92 respect

Wow..........I wonder where his Bryan Cox tattoo is....................        

(wait, on 2nd thought...I DON'T want to know !!!)

6/4/09   |   jswol54   |   20819 respect

This guy hits the news circuit in Chicago every time he gets a new tattoo.  If you think his tats are fanatic, you should see his house. 

6/4/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

Do I want players autographs all over my bod? NO THANK YOU! Dadburn I don't want a Kellen Winslow Jr. autograph on my butt; in fact I don't want ANY tat on my butt even!

6/4/09   |   kramer   |   11003 respect

The Sweetness tattoo is pretty damn awesome, but all those autographs are freakin' crazy.

6/4/09   |   BearcatFan   |   6 respect

wrote:
i think it's sick and it's also very ugly. When this guy is like in his late 70's or 80's how do you think those tats are going to look????? And also i wonder which perv players signed there names on his ass cheeks? Now thats just not right and it's a very gross  thing to do. And if i was gonna get a tat, it damn sure wouldnt be with a lot of guys name wrote all over parts of my body. One simple little tat is all anyone needs to make there statement. Discusting period.

Well this guy likes it.  And from the looks of it, you would never know if he were properly dressed.  That's one cool thing about tats;  if you get them in the right places, nobody will know unless you want them to.  When this guy is 70 or 80, he is not going to care what they look like, and he especially doesn't care what you think about them.  Besides, who said getting a tat is about making a statement?  Tattoos go back thousands of years.  People get them to make statements, yes, but also for spiritual reasons, artistic reasons, for protection, and for identification.  Not that I would ever, EVAR do it, but it is a cool idea, IMO

6/4/09   |   emilierose

 That guy is going to regret that when he's older and will look SUPER ugly.

6/4/09   |   nader2009   |   692 respect

I wonder why he had none on his head yet,I saw much place there(wink)

6/4/09   |   BusinessCasual   |   2 respect

I wonder which player has the John Hancock signature?

6/3/09   |   frenchy62   |   3 respect

Wow, that is going a bit over the top. I don't mind the occasional tattoo here and there, but to cover oneself like that just looks hideous, IMHO.

6/3/09   |   raiders1steve   |   10 respect

(Edited by raiders1steve)

 If he was a Steelers fan where would he put Ben Rothlisbergers tat...NEVERMIND i don't want to know...lol:O)Hey I'm a raiders fan but i wouldn't put those kind of tats on me....

6/3/09   |   Dream_Machine   |   12885 respect

Dude, That Is Totally Cool, Proof... But Yeah, It Is Tad Bit Too Much... Go BEARS...

6/3/09   |   Seachickenhawk

I hope those are actually tattoos and not there because the dude hasn't showered in years (although that could also be the case here).

6/3/09   |   BlazerJoe   |   103 respect

That's a bit much........

6/3/09   |   thevandal1   |   71 respect

wrote:
i think it's sick and it's also very ugly. When this guy is like in his late 70's or 80's how do you think those tats are going to look????? And also i wonder which perv players signed there names on his ass cheeks? Now thats just not right and it's a very gross  thing to do. And if i was gonna get a tat, it damn sure wouldnt be with a lot of guys name wrote all over parts of my body. One simple little tat is all anyone needs to make there statement. Discusting period.

What 70 year old do you know that gives two craps what anyone else thinks? I know I won't be in the club trying to get laid when I'm that old and I doubt he will either. Clearly this guy is gonna die alone though.

6/3/09   |   jopo72

well maybe the defense could sign over the arse hole, because they'll let anything pass

6/3/09   |   Skarbux

At least he didn't disrupt any of that beautiful nipple hair with any of those signatures

6/3/09   |   arv3403   |   20 respect

wrote:
i think it's sick and it's also very ugly. When this guy is like in his late 70's or 80's how do you think those tats are going to look????? And also i wonder which perv players signed there names on his ass cheeks? Now thats just not right and it's a very gross  thing to do. And if i was gonna get a tat, it damn sure wouldnt be with a lot of guys name wrote all over parts of my body. One simple little tat is all anyone needs to make there statement. Discusting period.

 So how do you really feel?

6/3/09   |   brucek863   |   50 respect

although i wouldnt do it i think its actually kind of cool

6/3/09   |   Heyhey1970   |   194 respect

(Edited by Heyhey1970)

Jay Cutler continues to place himself front and center in the Chicago bar scene, so maybe the Cutler "Tat" goes on this guy's liver.