Duke student newspaper takes early lead in 'Headline of the Year' race
For those of you that need these sorts of things explained to you, that is Duke guard Rasheed Sulaimon, who scored 21 points in the Blue Devil's third-round victory over Creighton (hence, Creigh). Creigton's mascot is the Blue Jay (hence the ain't it jays?).
If you are still lost, watch this music video.
h/t to Sports Illustrated's Extra Mustard