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You know, it's tough out there for a pro athlete, what with women throwing themselves all over you in an attempt to get you in the sack.You ask yourself, how do I inform these
The League has created a DVD that is aimed at educating players and increasing their respect for women. Excellent, let's get a look at some of the questions asked in the video.
1. Should you pretend to be your best mate so you can have sex with his girlfriend?
Do you: (a) go and hop into bed and pretend to be him or (b) do you walk away?
Well, I know what I'd do, but I don't think the AFL approves of that. Now let's get to a harder question.
2. You're with a girl who has had too much to drink.
Do you: (a) get her some water, (b) call her a taxi or (c) take her back to your place for sex?
Uh, I believe if anyone answers (c) they can, and probably should, be arrested on the spot.
3. Your mate and his girlfriend are having sex. You can see them.
Do you: (a) watch or (b) not watch?
I'm not sure what this last question has to do with respecting women, seems more like voyeurism to me, but what do I know. I'm not a pro athlete.
Unfortunately, no more questions were leaked. I just hope none of them feature the terms "dirty" and "Sanchez" in the same sentence. Osi Umenyiora would probably fail that one.
And here's the kicker for this video, they used seven actors for it and filmed it over 4 days at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds and "a private house." Sounds like some high class porno film more than an instructional video.
Anyway, I just hope this video works. And I hope it appears on YouTube real soon.
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