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The Australian Football League Teaches You How To Respect Women, Or Be a Sexual Deviant

2/21/08 in Aussie Rules Football   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


You know, it's tough out there for a pro athlete, what with women throwing themselves all over you in an attempt to get you in the sack.

You ask yourself, how do I inform these golddiggers confident ladies that I'm not interested in their advances in a polite and appropriate manner? The answer is you need training. And the Australian Football League is here to provide it for you.

The League has created a DVD that is aimed at educating players and increasing their respect for women. Excellent, let's get a look at some of the questions asked in the video.

1. Should you pretend to be your best mate so you can have sex with his girlfriend?
Do you: (a) go and hop into bed and pretend to be him or (b) do you walk away?

Well, I know what I'd do, but I don't think the AFL approves of that. Now let's get to a harder question.

2. You're with a girl who has had too much to drink.
Do you: (a) get her some water, (b) call her a taxi or (c) take her back to your place for sex?

Uh, I believe if anyone answers (c) they can, and probably should, be arrested on the spot.

3. Your mate and his girlfriend are having sex. You can see them.
Do you: (a) watch or (b) not watch?

I'm not sure what this last question has to do with respecting women, seems more like voyeurism to me, but what do I know. I'm not a pro athlete.

Unfortunately, no more questions were leaked. I just hope none of them feature the terms "dirty" and "Sanchez" in the same sentence. Osi Umenyiora would probably fail that one.

And here's the kicker for this video, they used seven actors for it and filmed it over 4 days at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds and "a private house." Sounds like some high class porno film more than an instructional video.

Anyway, I just hope this video works. And I hope it appears on YouTube real soon.
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12/11/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

bonacci_91 wrote:
If he's too drunk & misses, the boundary umpire could signal out-on-the-full.
But kudos to your joke, its better than mine

Honored sir.

12/11/08   |   bonacci_91   |   27 respect

Boski93 wrote:

Sorry wanted to hit funny, but missed. However this joke was well thought out so it can be labeled as smart.

 

Now the question I have for the AFL (which I miss watching back in the days ESPN needed to fill programing time) When a player is having sex, is there a ref in the white coat and hat standing there to judge if it was either a goal or a behind?

If he's too drunk & misses, the boundary umpire could signal out-on-the-full.
But kudos to your joke, its better than mine

2/21/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

wrote:
You need to catch up with your sexual terms.  Osi's more of a Cleveland Steamer guy than a Dirty Sanchez.

Sorry wanted to hit funny, but missed. However this joke was well thought out so it can be labeled as smart.

 

Now the question I have for the AFL (which I miss watching back in the days ESPN needed to fill programing time) When a player is having sex, is there a ref in the white coat and hat standing there to judge if it was either a goal or a behind?