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5/2/08
The Dirtiest And Weirdest Racehorse Names Ever
If Only Bodacious Tatas Had Won The Kentucky Derby
With the Kentucky Derby happening this weekend, one of the fun things to always do is look at the names of the racehorses. They're usually ridiculous. This year's favorite is Big Brown, which could be a euphemism for a number of things, like say what the horse left in the back of his stall before going out to race. Or it could mean absolutely nothing.

The more interesting thing though is that every racehorse name has to go through The Jockey Club - based in New York and Kentucky - for approval. Generally speaking they try to reject offensive, suggestive, or obscene names. So if Big Brown was named Big Brown Deuce, his name would probably get rejected. But here's the fun thing, they don't always reject everything.

So here's a look back at real racehorse names that were actually signed off by The Jockey Club. So you know, not all of these names below will appear in the current registry, because the registry lists primarily recent names. If you want a full perspective, you'll need to shell out $325 for the complete American Produce Records to see everything the Registry has approved. Anyway, most of these names are dirty, while a few others are drug related or just strange. Lord only knows how some of these names were approved.

Cum Rocket (1969)
Nut Buster (1942)
No Fat Chicks (1988)
Blow Me (1945)
Girls On Top (2004)
Get It On (both 1971 and 1986)
On Your Knees (1977 and 2005)
Spank It (1985)
Go Down (1963), whose sire was Service
Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
Alcohol Related (2000)
Lagnaf (1978)
Barely Legal (1982 and 1989)
Date More Minors (1998)
Golden Shower (1955)
Pleasure Me (2000)
She Can't Say No (1989)
Totally Toasted (2004)
Cherry Pop (1961 and 1978)
Ménage Á Trois (1974)
She's Easy (1978)
Strip Teaser (1980)
Rhythm Method (1982)
Bodacious Tatas (1985)
OHBEEGEEWHYEN (2001)
Tit'n Your Girdle (1988)
Kinky Lingerie (1991)
Hard Like a Rock (1995)
Sexual Harassment (1997)
X Rated Fantasy (1999)
Hardawn (1937)
Wrecked Em (1983)
Pussy Galore (1965)
Cunning Stunt (1969)

[HT: The Jockey Club registry and Slate]
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Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
Date More Minors (1998)


I never knew Roger Clemens & Karl Malone owned horses.
 
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Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
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I never knew Roger Clemens & Karl Malone owned horses.
 
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Lagnaf

Lets All Go North And Fish?
 
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Jon wrote:
Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
Date More Minors (1998)


I never knew Roger Clemens & Karl Malone owned horses.

Golden Shower (1955)

Apparently, Kim Kardashian owns a horse as well.

 

Now, I realize that all of these uniquely got by the committee somehow, but the one that stands out to me is Blow Me (1945).....where is Suck It Trebek!?

 
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Must...refrain.....from....commenting....will....be.....baned....for....life......

 
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Glue Factory's Delight...Cherry Pop..when did she Break her Maiden?
 
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Lagnaf

Lets All Go North And Fish?

LAGNAF

Let's all get naked and...............well, you know the rest.

 
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mck45209 wrote:

LAGNAF

Let's all get naked and...............well, you know the rest.

Fly? Fish? Fight?
 
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Jubanator14 wrote:
Fly? Fish? Fight?
if you get naked and fight u are prob. in prison, or going to it
 
 
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