This angry Knicks fan says just about everything that needs to be said about his least favorite 5-15 team. A quote to sum it all up:
For 13 years we ain't make the goddamn playoffs, and I ain't never spazzed about my goddamn Knicks. Because I already knew they were sorry! Isiah Thomas f***** the whole organization up! So if it we would've lost by 41 then, it would've been like "oh well, another day in the life of a New York Knick fan." But ***** we got talent! We got Carmelo the scoring champ. We got Stoudemire who got all the f****** money in the world... I'm naming veterans, I'm not naming garbage.Let's break down what this beleaguered Knicks fan thinks about these players.
He's got all the money in the world, but he needs Icy-Hot spray. His knees are shot. Amare scored 18 points and it felt like a career high for him.
He's more worried about his hair than playing ball. He claims he's mad after every game, but he should show it on the court.
Always arguing calls, acts as if he's never committed a foul his entire life.
No heart. The failure starts and ends with him. He can't make anybody around him better
Bargnani's alright with him. We brought him into this mess.
But it's just so much better hearing it in his own words. After delivering by far the best quote of the video,
"I used to skip church to come home and watch these raggedy b******* play."
Our friend begins to exorcise his demons by burying his Knicks hat in the snow (and matching shirt) then give his iPad a makeover. Thoroughly entertaining, but even more so cathartic if you're a Knicks fan. He even calls on Spike Lee to join him in his boycott. Thoughts, Spike?