The Latest In New Stadium Technology From Popular Mechanics
General Sports, Ballparks/Stadiums

New York, Your Brand New Ballparks Are Already Obsolete

7/17/08 in General Sports   |   Jon   |   5 respect

For the past 10-15 years, sports teams have competed to build the most unique stadiums and ballparks to attract fans and non-fans alike. With the Dallas Cowboys' new stadium on the way next year, Popular Mechanics took a look at some of the technology that will be used in that stadium, as well as in other facilities all over the world.

The highlights:

1. Bigger
Dallas will be the home of the world's longest single-span roof structure and a 180-by-50-foot center-hung HD scoreboard. Finally, a screen that can simultaneously show T.O.'s big head and Jessica Simpson's big chest at the same time.

2. Rowdier
By far the coolest innovation of all, Liverpool's new stadium will feature a single-piece steel roof that will curve over the soccer club's legendary "Kop" section. The purpose? To funnel the notoriously rowdy section's noise directly at opposing players. Who needs piped-in noise when you have this? While other stadiums are building features to entertain the rich corporate fans, Liverpool will be building something that will make their true fans an even bigger part of the game.

3. More Interactive
The Oakland A's planned new ballpark will have wireless screens at each seat, displaying stats, bathroom line information and food ordering. Seeing as 90% of fans would destroy these screens, they'd probably only be at the really expensive seats. Of course, in all of these new stadiums, ALL of the seats are the really expensive seats. You'll be watching at home.

4. More Flexible
No, the cookie-cutter stadiums of the 60s and 70s won't be making a comeback. Instead, venues can be adapted easily for major events, such as a Super Bowl or the Olympics.

5. Greener
Shakhtar Stadium in the Ukrainian city of Donetsk was built in the middle of a forest, keeping the city green while also helping provide soccer fans with wood that they can easily whittle into shivs. Meanwhile, Dodger Stadium's proposed green plans include waterless urinals, drought-resistant plants and 2,000 trees that fans will be able to look at as they sit in the parking lot, idling their SUVs for 3 hours before, during and after games.

6. Cooler
Simple air conditioning is for losers. The Tampa Bay Rays' new stadium will have a fabric roof to let in sea breezes, plus chilled water running throughout so the elderly don't decompose the seats will be kept cool.

Of course, all the technology in the world can't guarantee against stupidity. Until invisible concrete is invented, some poor Colts fans will have this lovely view.



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7/17/08   |   ML31   |   3675 respect

You know, Candlestick Park originally installed pipes through the concrete directly beneath the seats.  The idea was to have hot water flow through so the heat would rise and the patrons would be more comfy.  It didn't work.  It amazes me to think that the design of that non-existent Rays yard would try something similar.

7/17/08   |   spankyc14   |   14 respect

They could at least put a flatscreen on that column in Indy. wow.

7/17/08   |   danny_n94   |   114 respect

100%InjuryRate wrote:
I think I could do Sorgi's job. Seriously.

How about alex Smiths? Maybe if this Favre thing works out right for you niner fans Favre comes back is made starter Rodgers leaves and he returns to the Bay. Seriously Rodgers cant be any worse than Smith. Or as my buddie a niner fan calls him Alxexandria

7/17/08   |   Vilen

I can't believe these guys are so dumb to design seating arrangement like that!

7/17/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Excuse me I have a problem with #5. Dodger fans will not be sitting in their SUV's idling for 3 hours in the parking lot. It is only 2 hours thank you. However getting out of the parking lot gets you another 2 hours on the 110.

7/17/08   |   Puma170

(Edited by Puma170)

I know that Indy says that those seats will never be sold but for that to occur in a modern stadium is beyond ridiculous

7/17/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

kantwistaye wrote:
Maybe Indy has an extra heavy clipboard and Sorgi was the only guy that could hold it for a whole game?

No doubt. Check that man for steroids.

And splinters in his butt.

7/17/08   |   TheBigThree   |   1 respect

One more reason to like the Reds of Livvy, baby.

7/17/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4216 respect

100%InjuryRate wrote:
I think I could do Sorgi's job. Seriously.

Maybe Indy has an extra heavy clipboard and Sorgi was the only guy that could hold it for a whole game?

7/17/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

kantwistaye wrote:
Well if Jim Sorgi somehow ends up playing, I like your chances.  Can't believe that guy has such a solid NFL job.

I think I could do Sorgi's job. Seriously.

7/17/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4216 respect

CriticalFanatic wrote:
Although that's the worst seat ever, it would be the position I'd request to watch the Colts destroy the Bears on opening week.

Well if Jim Sorgi somehow ends up playing, I like your chances.  Can't believe that guy has such a solid NFL job.

7/17/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

That view in Indianapolis would be perfect for watching my 49ers this year.

7/17/08   |   spawn_master   |   18 respect

Too bad they can't add technology that prevents your team from sucking. I'd pay for that.

7/17/08   |   CriticalFanatic

Although that's the worst seat ever, it would be the position I'd request to watch the Colts destroy the Bears on opening week.