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1/16/08

The Randy Moss Restraining Order

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Here you go. This is the Randy Moss restraining order that orders him to keep 500 feet away from a woman he allegedly battered and then prevented from seeking medical attention.

I don't really think this'll be a distraction for the Patriots. After all, they're evil anyway.

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1/16/08

Seth

6	500 feet, that's over 100 yards. Suit her up for the Chargers, Moss can't take the field. Of course, the Patriots would still win, but it would at least be funnier.

1/16/08

CriticalFanatic

0	Straight restraining order, homey!

1/16/08

blamka

2	Haha, his middle name is Gene.

1/16/08

Seth

6	500 feet, that's over 100 yards. Suit her up for the Chargers, Moss can't take the field. Of course, the Patriots would still win, but it would at least be funnier.