The Nascarazzi decided to stop by in Las Vegas on the way to Daytona. Well we decided to hang around for the pre season testing. We had heard that some of the drivers were gonna be doing some commercials for the up coming season.


The first driver that we ran into was Juan Montoya. Seems that he was filling in for Loren Wallace in the Geico commercial. Seems that Loren got himself in trouble. He was caught driving his go cart to school. When the police tried to pull him over. He ran the cop into a parked car.


Juan has a new slogan for Geico. He added to what Loren used to say. “I’ll put you in the wall. Or if not, I’ll put myself in the wall” We also heard that Juanita’s menudo will be one of his sponsors. Their slogan is “Breakfast of champions”. To bad most of the races are run after lunch time.


We also ran into Boris Said. He was over at the Bellagio Sports Book. We over heard him making a bet on himself. As we leaned in to listen better. He was betting that he wouldn’t qualify for the 500. What a way to try to make money. I guess his job at McDonalds never panned out. This was the last we seen of Boris in Vegas. I wonder  where he was headed?


We also ran into Dale Jr. He was disguised as Joey Logano. Going from store to store buying all of his own candy bars. No wonder no one can seem to find any. Maybe he’s figuring that he has better chance of winning his own contest then a race.  Little does Jr know? I have the winning candy. 


On our way back to the motel. We followed the Toyota Camry of Tony Stewart. Seems that he is also getting the same electro shock treatment from Brittney Spear’s doctors for his eating disorder. Tony’s problem seems to be his desire to win the Nathan’s hot dog eating contetst. Since it is a small oriental lady who wins every year. Maybe the Toyota is rubbing off on him.


Well it seems that now with testing over. Who actually was getting more test time? The engineers, or the body shops that will probably spend alot of time putting these cars back together week after week. Or maybe the drivers were just trying to get used to what it feels like to hit the wall again? After all,Daytona is known for the big one.


Well we are on our way to Daytona. To hopefully catch a few of our drivers slipping. Or better yet. To see what all of these Nascar members are up to. You never know where the Nascarazzi is hiding