Tiger Woods eats apples like the most of us. Like most of us, he also throws his apple cores away when he is done. Unlike most of us, some "I was at the US Open this Friday, following Tiger Woods down the 12 th Fairway, after his tee shot, he was eating an apple, 30 yards from his ball he discarded his apple core in the rough, I asked a photothe to kick it over my way, and he did, I never touched the core, Scooped it up in a empty beer cup, as not to disrupt the DNA, Ive got lots of witness'...all moneys go to my daughters college fund"
Scooping it up in his empty beer cup to keep the DNA is not only disgusting but it is also really creepy. To quote Mike Gundy, "Where are we at in society!?"
The auction for the apple core ends at 11:45am CST, so hurry up and get those bids in! Currently, after 103 bids, the apple core is going for $36,000. I can't decide who is a bigger and creepier idiot; the guy selling the apple core or the unnamed user o***o who is the current high bidder.
Tiger Woods Apple Core [eBay] via [Fanhouse]
Update: Congratulations to eBay
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