But hey, Tiger Woods says "F*** that."
Yes, in news that proves celebrities in our society get no extra benefits at all, Woods and his wife were not available to speak to state troopers for the second straight day, asking that they return Sunday to try to clear up questions about how he crashed his SUV into a neighbor's tree. And the police obliged, even though you know if Woods were a drug dealer, they'd have smashed his door in immediately. And shot his dog.
By the way, this incident gives me the chance to bust out one of the best sketches in Chappelle Show history. Let's just say Tiger pulled a Tron Carter on the police.
|Tron Carter's Law & Order|