Even though I stopped using an Etch-A-Sketch about 20 years ago, there's something about it that still speaks to me. Must be the crappy drawings. Anyway, some brave and intrepid inventor came up with this awesome invention. It's an Etch-A-Sketch clock. Every minute, it shakes itself up and redraws the time.
AWESOME.
Sure, we could have inventors spending their time doing other slightly more important things, but I don't care. I want 5 of these right now.