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7/30/07
Timeout! Cash Warren Thinks He Can Do Better Than Jessica Alba
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Cash Warren is a damn fool.

I brought up the outstanding news that Jessica Alba was once again single after disposing of said boyfriend. Apparently, the brunette beauty was inspired by her attendance at Eva Longoria's wedding and wanted to move in the same direction.
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.
"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."
Of course he may just be a little adverse to marriage (I've heard of a few guys like that), but come on. There are certain exceptions.  Cash won the jackpot and refused to accept. Who does that? Good luck finding anything better ... if such a thing were to exist.

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7/30/07
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Moron.

 

I have nothing else to say on the matter.

 


7/30/07
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Jessica, will you marry me?

7/30/07
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Seth wrote:

Moron.

 

I have nothing else to say on the matter.

 

Who knows....maybe she has one toe that's longer than the others  (Shallow Hal)

 

 

What a fool......


7/31/07
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nobody can do better than that

7/31/07
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This guy gives all decent guys a bad name...
Like, what -  It'd be terrible to be married to her of all people?!?!

 
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