If you're a commie pinko like me, then you obviously know that yesterday was Mikhail Gorbachev's birthday. Gorbachev was by far the most friendly Soviet leader we dealt with during the Cold War, plus he had that awesome red splotch on his head.
I know Reagan gets a lot of credit for ending the Cold War, but that was mostly due to Russia's already crumbling state combined with Gorbachev's willingness to read the writing on the wall.
So to honor the Nobel Prize winner, we give you by far his best work. His dance at the end of Street Fighter II with Zangief.
Gorby is a good man. Not only a Nobel winner, but now the dude is pimping the Louis Vuitton. That man is smmmmooooootthhh.
Now if Brezhnev has lived longer, I think his eyebrows would have been a worth opponent in Street Fighter I or II. Wait I think his eyebrows may be alive. I have heard rumors that they may be living in shack somewhere in the Urals.