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3/10/08

Timeout! It's Chuck Norris' Birthday

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I'm not sure how today isn't a national holiday, because it's Chuck Norris' birthday. Anyway, above is a clip that Conan O'Brien showed on Late Night one night. It's perhaps the most awkward 5-seconds in TV history, with Norris in it. Don't worry though, Walker cured Osment 10 seconds later. Why? Because he's Chuck Norris.

Here are some other great facts about Norris for you.

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
10. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.