Timeout! Katie Holmes Ran the New York Marathon, Unfortunately Tom Cruise Did Not Run In Front of a Bus

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Timeout! Katie Holmes Ran the New York Marathon, Unfortunately Tom Cruise Did Not Run In Front of a Bus

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Apparently we're led to believe Katie Holmes completed the New York Marathon in 5 hours, 29 minutes. I'm sure she's in great shape, but ask yourself if she looks like someone who's ran 26 miles?

I don't know why I'd ever suspect something about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to be stagged. I'm just sayin'.

OK, you can go back to playing FanIQ Trivia now. Just wanted to inform you of this really important news.