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3/27/08

Timeout! Man Says He Was Molested By Bigfoot

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This is one of the weirder stories I've ever heard in a while. A child molester claims that he's a molester because he was molested by Bigfoot in the past.

But that couldn't possibly be true. I know for a fact that Bigfoot has pretty high standards.

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3/27/08

Jon

1	It wasn't Bigfoot, it was just this guy.

3/27/08

Boski93

0	Jon wrote: It wasn't Bigfoot, it was just this guy. You had me at werewolf man. Imagine the drain in his home. Well I will say the guy can belt out mean version of Edelweiss in German. (I only know this because I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel Live), which is not bad for a dude from China who looks like a werewolf.