Your daily diversion from sports ...If Maroon 5's Adam Levine is to be believed, Maria Sharapova is lifeless in the bedroom.
"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."All the noise on the court and nothing in bed? Nah. I find that hard to believe. Rather than crush our imagination, I'm going to assume Mr. Levine was either completely turned down by Maria, or came up, well, short.















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