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8/20/07
Timeout! Maria Sharapova Is Bad In the Sack?
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If Maroon 5's Adam Levine is to be believed, Maria Sharapova is lifeless in the bedroom.
"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."
All the noise on the court and nothing in bed? Nah. I find that hard to believe. Rather than crush our imagination, I'm going to assume Mr. Levine was either completely turned down by Maria, or came up, well, short.
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Even if that is true, I still would and enjoy it.
 
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I am willing to take one for the team and test to see if she is really like that.
 
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She wasn't quiet last night.
 
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He had to go on Paxil after that? Jeez...
 
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Jon wrote:
I am willing to take one for the team and test to see if she is really like that.
Damn, beat me to it.
 
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Maybe he wasnt workin with much. Bet I could get her to make some noise!
 
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The guy's a musician, right?  Maybe his ears were still ringing from the amps, and he couldn't hear...
I find it hard to believe that if he were...umm..."handicapped", that it wouldn't be all over the 'net. 
What are the odds that a Russian chick is frigid?
 
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I don't believe she would be the silent type. He just couldn't do anything to make her make any noise.
 
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(Edited 08/21/07 9:12AM by Anthonyg7575)
Jeez, he should be lucky he got that chance, not bitch about it. What the hell is wrong with this freakin idiot? It's obvious to me, he doesn't know what HE is doing, she was probably bored with him. Come here Maria.......
 
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That is what I am talking about. He just doesn't know how to please a woman. What an idiot.
 
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(Edited 08/21/07 11:37AM by dlaylo)
As much noise as she makes on the court to believe that she is absolutely quiet is well unrealistic.
 
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Even if she became a deaf mute, I'd still do her and enjoy it.
 
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That woman would not be quiet at all.
 
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He probably did not bother to warm her up before he took care of business.  Foreplay, brother, foreplay. 
 
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Exactly man. That is what he should have done. She is a very good looking woman and he couldn't even handle it.
 
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Poser, total poser.  A little bit of this and a little of that.  That is all that is needed to get the job done.  Notice I am trying to avoid being to vulgar.
 
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The guy just couldn't perform right and he's making look like it's her fault. What a loser.
 
 
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