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It's hard out there for a preschooler. You have to go to school for like 3 full hours. Awful. Listen to kids crying for their parents. Annoying. Sit next to kids peeing their pants. Disgusting. And then, worst of all, learn the alphabet. Boring.
So what's a 4-year-old girl to do?
B-O-O-Z-E.
"A teacher saw the 4-year-old girl fall and said she was acting strangely while at Andrew Johnson Elementary School in The Village Wednesday morning.Good condition? Pretty sure she's in great condition. Drunk and not at class. Send this kid to college, she's already prepared.
When she spoke to the girl, the teacher said she could smell alcohol on the child's breath.
The girl was taken to the hospital where she was in good condition."
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