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Timeout! Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, Just Because

2/20/08 in Locker Room   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Your occasional diversion from sports ...

You know, it must really suck to be Eric Bana. Forced into a movie with Scarlett and her Johanssons AND Natalie Portman, and then worst of all, having to film multiple love scenes with both of them. What a drag.

The Other Boleyn Girl opens shortly, so hopefully the thought of being in the middle of this gorgeous sandwich can get you through the rest of the week.

A much better, Bana-less picture below.

Bonus juice: Supposedly Portman almost went to college with 100%InjuryRate, but a bunch of naked sunbathers scared her off. I'm thinking "naked sunbathers" is code for "100%InjuryRate."
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2/21/08   |   Keeter   |   92 respect

You know in this picture that Eric is thinking...........


"OK ladies, walk this way, and sandwich me please.     I have to wear black, for when I walk with you two my little Bana(na) makes a cameo appearance.    Natalie, do you still have those Carrie Fisher-ear muffs ?     I may need to borrow them, but only for 10-12 seconds.     Oops, I just got a great side-boob view of Scarlett's sister 'Lefty'.....don't need the ear muffs anymore......"


Yeah, I bet that's exactly what's going through his head during this picture !!!

2/20/08   |   Rustysmitty

Mr. Bana has quite the sandwich going on in that picture there.

2/20/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Eric Bana, worst Hulk EVER!


Can't blame him or anyone wanting to go all Henry VIII (minus the exeution part of course) with these two. 

2/20/08   |   blamka   |   12 respect

Portman went to Haaavaaard.  100% must have been really scary for her to go and do something crazy like that!

2/20/08   |   Eight

urge to Photoshop my head over Eric Bana's rising...

2/20/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

(Edited by 100%InjuryRate)

I regrettably wasn't at the college yet when she visited. So I can't take credit for being naked or scaring her off.