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2/20/08

Timeout! Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, Just Because

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Your occasional diversion from sports ...

You know, it must really suck to be Eric Bana. Forced into a movie with Scarlett and her Johanssons AND Natalie Portman, and then worst of all, having to film multiple love scenes with both of them. What a drag.

The Other Boleyn Girl opens shortly, so hopefully the thought of being in the middle of this gorgeous sandwich can get you through the rest of the week.

A much better, Bana-less picture below.

Bonus juice: Supposedly Portman almost went to college with 100%InjuryRate, but a bunch of naked sunbathers scared her off. I'm thinking "naked sunbathers" is code for "100%InjuryRate."

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2/20/08

100%InjuryRate

6	(Edited by 100%InjuryRate) I regrettably wasn't at the college yet when she visited. So I can't take credit for being naked or scaring her off.

2/20/08

100%InjuryRate

6	(Edited by 100%InjuryRate) I regrettably wasn't at the college yet when she visited. So I can't take credit for being naked or scaring her off.

2/20/08

Eight

5	urge to Photoshop my head over Eric Bana's rising...

2/20/08

blamka

1	Portman went to Haaavaaard. 100% must have been really scary for her to go and do something crazy like that!

2/20/08

Boski93

0	Eric Bana, worst Hulk EVER! Can't blame him or anyone wanting to go all Henry VIII (minus the exeution part of course) with these two.

2/20/08

Rustysmitty

0	Mr. Bana has quite the sandwich going on in that picture there.

2/21/08

Keeter

You know in this picture that Eric is thinking...........

"OK ladies, walk this way, and sandwich me please. I have to wear black, for when I walk with you two my little Bana(na) makes a cameo appearance. Natalie, do you still have those Carrie Fisher-ear muffs ? I may need to borrow them, but only for 10-12 seconds. Oops, I just got a great side-boob view of Scarlett's sister 'Lefty'.....don't need the ear muffs anymore......"

Yeah, I bet that's exactly what's going through his head during this picture !!!