For those of you too poor to have attended the Westminster Dog Show in New York this week - which would be all us - we bring you Uno the Beagle. He won best in show, which means he's the best dog in the history of the world. For a year, at least.
The crowd, comprised of people who consider Knicks games too barbaric, went nuts when Uno was announced the winner. Much to my dismay, there was no celebratory rioting.
Personally, I think Bruiser the Dogfighting Terror got jobbed by the judges, which may have had something to do with the scars and spiked collar, and his association to Mike Vick.
But in all seriousness, I wouldn't be surprised though if success goes to Uno's head. After all, how many best in show dogs have we seen strung out on blow only a few months after their initial success? Too many to count, friends, too many to count.