17.) I hate every bone in her body but mine
16.) It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long
15. ) If I Can't Be your number one, then Number Two On You
14.) If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me
13.) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12.) I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know you so well
11.) I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10.) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9.) I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8.) I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7.) If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd be out of Prison by now
6.) My Wife ran off with my best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
5.) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4.) You're the reason our kids are So ugly
3.) Her Teeth was Stained but her Heart was pure
2.) She's looking better after every beer
1.) I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With a few!
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