I share the same desire as most of you to attend every major league ballpark, but I realize that's a bit unreasonable so I've dropped several off my list. Those include Busch Stadium (who wants to go to St. Louis in the summer?), wherever the Marlins are playing, the MetroDome, and now what is called Rogers Centre in Toronto.
I'd like to take that last one back. I'm definitely hitting up the Blue Jays dome and preferably my seats will have a good view of the skyboxes.
Why such a sudden change of heart? A topless woman, of course.
At Saturday's Blue Jays-Yankees games, fans were treated to not only numerous Alex Rodriguez taunts, but a topless woman watching from above. (SFW gallery here)
Could we have the binoculars, instead?
You'll be happy to know, if you don't already, that these sort of shenanigans are nothing new to the Blue Jays. The ever resourceful Ottawa Sun detail other past "incidents":
May 1990 - During a Blue Jays game, hotel security and police throw out a man who was seen masturbating behind a hotel room window that overlooked the baseball diamond. Police said the man thought he was behind a one-way window. (Ooops!)
May 1990 - A couple has sex in one of the 70 hotel rooms overlooking a ball game attended by 55,000 fans. The couple -- who apparently weren't aware they could be seen with the lights off -- were "mortified." The incident received media attention around the world, including five minutes on The Arsenio Hall Show.
May 1995 - In front of 40,000 fans, a couple has sex in a chair right next to the window overlooking the field during the 7th inning of a Jays-Royals match. The couple were seen right above the then-Jumbotron (now the Rogers Centre videoboard)
May 1996 - At a Jays-Red Sox game attended by 31,000 fans, a couple puts on what reporters dubbed a "20-minute sex show." Hotel staff consider making waivers more explicit, and even installing one-way glass in the diamond-side rooms.
September 1997 - Reporters and cameramen spot a couple, tucked high up in the cheap seats of the SkyDome, having sex
Topless woman at Jays game [TorontoSun]
Topless woman at Jays game [OttawaSun]