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12/11/07
Tre Merritt: 5 Year-Old Arkansas Boy Kills 440 Pound Bear; Leading Candidate for Razorbacks Job


In other news: A 5 year-old Arkansas boy was handling a shooting rifle. Arkansas is a great place.

Our last peril into Arkansas hunting proved to be exaggerated, but this story appears to be true. Tre Merritt, all of 5, killed a bear 12 times his size while hunting with his grandfather.

"Tre Merritt was in a tree stand with his grandfather when he saw the bear walk out of a thicket.  Tre’s grandfather says “he came in about 40 to 50 yards and when he got in the open, I whistled at him and he stopped and I said ‘shoot him Tre’”


After Tre pulled the trigger, his grandfather said, “I told him, I said ‘Tre, you missed the bear.’  He said, ‘papaw, I squeezed the trigger and I didn’t close my eyes.’ He said, ‘I killed him.’”

There's so many great lines from this story but none is better than the fact that young Merritt is a descendant of Davy Crockett, and his father is doubting the merits, no pun intended, of the legendary frontiersman, folk hero.
"His 10th great-grandfather was Davy Crockett," Mike Merritt said. "And Davy supposedly killed him a bear when he was three. And Tre is five and really killed a bear. I really doubt if Davy killed one when he was three."
I think there's little doubt who's just ascended to the top of coaching candidates for the Arkansas Razorbacks head football coach.

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Up north we have some amazing rednecks, but I don't think any of those rival with Arkansas.  This is just amazing... amazingly awesome.
 
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I'm really supposed to believe that a 5-year old was able to scope in a bear 40-50 yards away and handle the recoil of a bear-sized rifle?  The only wittness was his grandpappy?  Riiight.

 
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(Edited 12/11/07 6:09PM by kantwistaye)
Bobby Petrino resigning from the Falcons to take the Arkansas job.  Michigan should've contacted him before this; he's a great collegiate coach.
 
 
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