On Monday THE ARBITER speculated that UNC had angered the karmic gods by running up the score on Arkansas, hardly an original idea, but he went further and predicted that that anger would manifest itself in a high ankle sprain for Tyler Hansbrough, who would trip when opening the door for a coed as they entered a classroom. THE ARBITER watched ESPN all morning and scoured the internet but found nothing about this high ankle sprain. This can only mean one thing. Tyler Hansbrough doesn't go to class. So when you watch tonight bear this in mind:
If he's not limping
Somebody else is doing
T. Hansbrough's thinking
Okay that's not that good but in THE ARBITER's defense it is at least a haiku, something the UNC basketball team no doubt knows nothing about. Haikus, that is. Because they don't go to class. Because they're academic frauds.
Go Washington State!
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