Ugliest Basketball Jerseys Ever (NBA, College And International)

Traversing The Globe For The 15 Worst Basketball Jerseys Of All Time

2/23/09 in NBA   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

10. The Short-Lived Vancouver Grizzlies



It's a good thing this team (in this location, at least) and these jerseys didn't last too long. Guys like Bryant Reeves didn't do them any favors, but they were inherently ugly, regardless.


9. Toronto Raptors, 1999





Back when Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady were not only teammates, but also excellent athletes with the ability to jump over anyone in the building, they had the misfortune of wearing these uniforms. The multi-colored "raptor-scratch" pinstripes, the awesomely bad cartoon raptor, and the spikes on the name tapes make these awful in so many ways, it's actually impressive.


8. Houston Rockets, 1995-2003





The Round Mound of Rebound makes another appearance, this time with the Rockets. Pinstripes work for the Yankees, but for the Rockets, it was a very bad idea. Simply turrible, really.


7. Utah Jazz, Mountains Edition





Purple jerseys never turn out well. Throw in some mountains, not only on the jerseys but also on the shorts, and it goes downhill from there, no pun intended.


6. Detroit Pistons, 1996-2000



It's obviously a bit unappealing to throw a picture of a piston on a jersey. So the Pistons, in their infinite wisdom, put a horse on their jerseys. I'll avoid the corny horsepower pun. To top it off, they made the jerseys and obnoxious teal color, to make sure that no one would ever want to wear it. Let's put "DP" on the shorts, too. We'll pretend it stands for "Detroit Pistons", but I think we all know... never mind.
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12/5/11   |   zahidh82

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6/26/11   |   martinvaughan

haha I think Stevie Nash is COMPLETELY confused by the checkerboard pattern. this uni is very effective in the half-court trap

6/26/11   |   martinvaughan

griff_griff wrote:
I agree on some of your picks.

but on others your just horribly wrong.

the raptors jerseys are sick.  I love those.  and the nugget ones are pretty cool too

yeah the Nuggets ones rock. The Sixers shooting star is also a classic vintage jersey

6/26/11   |   martinvaughan

yeah but look at Grant Hill get up

2/26/09   |   griff_griff

I agree on some of your picks.

but on others your just horribly wrong.

the raptors jerseys are sick.  I love those.  and the nugget ones are pretty cool too

2/24/09   |   EJ_Faner

I would have put the Nuggets on the top of the list though, but the kneepads sealed the deal for the Celtics..hehe
How about Asian uniforms? I thought this was a worldwide search? Make it more global man =)

2/24/09   |   RichmondSpider

Even Maravich couldn't make these look good...

2/23/09   |   triple_a



the charlotte bobcats nascar uniform

2/23/09   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

How can one hate on the Nugget unis of the 80's? I mean it's the Denver skyline and ROY G. BIV!

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

fourtime7 wrote:
can we  get the paces yellow and blue and the hawks yellow one on the list

sure.....while we are at it though why not branch this topic to not just basketball but other sports as well

2/23/09   |   fourtime7   |   8 respect

can we  get the paces yellow and blue and the hawks yellow one on the list

2/23/09   |   jmcalvo1345

No "love" for my Bobcats and their all orange uni's?

2/23/09   |   guylake   |   321 respect

Great = Drazen. Not so Great  = Those Unis. 

2/23/09   |   snbslugger

Brendanc8504 wrote:
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Yeah I fixed it.  We'll see if it shows up right this time.

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

snbslugger wrote:
I submit to you the 1992-93 New Jersey Nets gradient uniforms.:



Rest in Peace, Drazen Petrovic.

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2/23/09   |   snbslugger

(Edited by snbslugger)

I submit to you the 1992-93 New Jersey Nets gradient uniforms.:



Rest in Peace, Drazen Petrovic.

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

streetballer123 wrote:
What's better than an ugly Western Conference Jersey? One with "McGrady" written on it.

you cant call an ace a spade. Ugly is ugly no matter which way you cut it

2/23/09   |   streetballer123   |   3527 respect

What's better than an ugly Western Conference Jersey? One with "McGrady" written on it.

2/23/09   |   WhoDat12   |   2252 respect

The red, yellow, and white mountains of the 84-92 Denver Nuggets are the worst jerseys ever

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

guylake wrote:
Here are two more uglies for your consideration:

Is this for the Hawks or Hawkwind?

and


Not sure what's uglier: the uniform or the man wearing it.

"you stay classy San Diego!"

2/23/09   |   guylake   |   321 respect

(Edited by guylake)

Here are two more uglies for your consideration:

Is this for the Hawks or Hawkwind?

and


Not sure what's uglier: the uniform or the man wearing it.

2/23/09   |   guylake   |   321 respect

What bothers me most about the Rockets pinstripes is that they had great uniforms before this. Why change? If you must change, why choose the stripes?

2/23/09   |   WhoDey   |   6 respect

A) I love Oregon's jerseys.
B) I love the Wizard's atlernates.
C) Half of these aren't that bad.

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

lets be honest,

Any of those uni's from back in the day, I wouldnt be caught dead in. I dont know how much you had to pay guys to get them to wear shorts THAT SHORT and tight.

Lol imagine todays players running down the court with those uni's? Haha Shaq or KG for example!?

2/23/09   |   danny_n94   |   114 respect

I am so disappointed the Nuggets craptastick skyscapper uni's didnt get #1.

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

Superdeezie wrote:
http://www.nba.com/media/cavaliers/cavfanatic_jersey_175.jpg

Don't know how this didn't make it on the list. Truely an ugly, worthless uniform. I think LeBron gets tired of waring the same uniform all the time so he made sure they have about 30 of them to choose from. Blue???

ill give you props. those are pretty bad

2/23/09   |   Superdeezie

http://www.nba.com/media/cavaliers/cavfanatic_jersey_175.jpg

Don't know how this didn't make it on the list. Truely an ugly, worthless uniform. I think LeBron gets tired of waring the same uniform all the time so he made sure they have about 30 of them to choose from. Blue???

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

wrote:

University of Oregon, wins hands down in my opinion, both football and basketball. I believe they are trying to come up with the ugliest uniforms possible. For basketball they have a dark green jersey with the writing in black. you can barely see it.

yeah but celtics also have an alternate jersey which is dark green with black writing, so Oregon cant win because its not origional.

Plus.....did you see that argile jersey? I mean cmon it looks like a sock

2/23/09   |   kantwistaye   |   4214 respect

Those Phoenix All-Stat Cactus jerseys might be favorite of all time.  I love those.  I was hoping that they would use those again this year. 

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

is pete rose on the client list?

cause if so i dont want to get involved

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

renzijunk wrote:
Those aren't the Boston Celtics... They're called the Original Celtics, they're from New York, and they are not related to the team currently in Boston (they weren't even founded until 1946).

http://hoopedia.nba.com/index.php?title=Original_Celtics


True story, wow i didnt catch that. good call.

Wikipedia confirms it.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Celtics

The logo looks very similar to one of the celtics many logos of the celtics I know and love.

Makes me sick to think that a Basketball team known as the Celtics once resided in New York. That ruined my morning

2/23/09   |   snbslugger

Syracuse is trying to set a precedent for worst unis ever in all sports.  The hoops jerseys are crap and the football unis are just awful.

2/23/09   |   renzijunk

Those aren't the Boston Celtics... They're called the Original Celtics, they're from New York, and they are not related to the team currently in Boston (they weren't even founded until 1946).

http://hoopedia.nba.com/index.php?title=Original_Celtics


2/23/09   |   danbrown51   |   3 respect

love the knee pads, it means that you are not a real man that you can not play without them.

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

Derrich wrote:
No doubt the Denver Nuggets skyscraper jerseys were the worst. My #2 vote goes to the early 90s Sixers jerseys. Poor Barkley got a run on crappy jersey teams.

Speaking of ugly Nuggets unis, check this one out: http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/1205/photo/g_karl_195.jpg

haha damn those are bad

2/23/09   |   Derrich

(Edited by Derrich)

No doubt the Denver Nuggets skyscraper jerseys were the worst. My #2 vote goes to the early 90s Sixers jerseys. Poor Barkley got a run on crappy jersey teams.

Speaking of ugly Nuggets unis, check this one out: http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/1205/photo/g_karl_195.jpg

2/23/09   |   RedskinsWR

Dude some of them are sick a** jersey some are ugly. but cool rating

2/23/09   |   fred77008   |   17 respect

Looks like the late 90's were a rough time...

2/23/09   |   Brendanc8504

1. I hate to say anything bad about my beloved celtics, but man those jerseys look like halter tops.

2. the houston jerseys I dont think were all that bad, the shorts killed it.

3. C"mon, you dont think an Argile look works on a basketball jersey!? LOL

2/23/09   |   hskrdave   |   10643 respect

 The Nuggets jerseys are blatant ripoffs of super breakout from atari...or at least that is what I always remembered them for. 

And I rocked super breakout...

2/23/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

(Edited by Michael_Luchies)

Awesome article...you picked all that I would have picked as well..the teal Pistons jerseys were awful

2/23/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 nice

2/23/09   |   SweatSkywalker

the Sonics jerseys... trash

2/23/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Man those Nuggets jerseys are so bad they're awesome.