Minor League baseball has always featured some of the kookiest things that you'll never see in a Major League game.
Remember the insane manager who used the resin bag as a grenade, among other things?
The latest piece of greatness to come to us from minor league ball: An umpire ejecting the stadium music man, after he played "3 Blind Mice" during umpire introductions.
The umpire tossed music man Derek Dye, and demanded that the game commence in absolute silence. No music, no PA announcer.
The best part might be the TV announcers' reaction to it. They, much like most normal people, thought it was hilarious.
Check it out:
Umpire ejects minor league music man Derek Dye