There are some things that you just shouldn't do, regardless of how drunk you are. Like steal an ambulance (yes, I know someone who did this) or break a cop car's window (no comment).And here's another one.
Boston police said fans scrambled out of their seats in an upper section of the TD Banknorth Garden on Sunday when a man began urinating on the crowd.
I tell you, those cheap seats are nothing but trouble. Filled with nothing but riff-raff.But wait a second, this isn't very descriptive. Was he on a balcony peeing down? Was he just trying to pee in a corner and getting splash back? What's the deal?
Fans and event staff told police Cutler exposed himself and began to urinate on people.
Yikes, forget I asked.But despite that fact that Cutler was charged with open and gross lewdness and disorderly conduct, the real question is: did the Bruins win?
Indeed they did. The Bruins got a 2-1 win on Sunday of their Eastern Conference quarterfinal series with the Montreal Canadiens, pulling them to 2-1 in the series. And they play again tonight in Boston. Somebody bail that man out!
By the way, because we're talking about drunk fans at hockey games, I'm required to show this clip, courtesy of the great minds at We Are The Postmen.
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