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Vasectomy March Madness

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Timing Could Be The Deferens In A Good Vasectomy Experience

3/10/09 in NCAABB | Derrich | respect

If you’re looking for a solid excuse to take off during the NCAA Tournament, recovery from a vasectomy may be the answer. On the way to work yesterday, I heard an interview with a local doctor promoting pre-NCAA Tournament vasectomies. According to the Urology San Antonio website, “men who have had vasectomies can return to normal activities within 24 to 48 hours of the procedure.” So why not use the recovery time during tournament time?

2009 NCAA Tournament Schedule
ROUND	DATE	LOCATION
Open Game	March 17	UD Arena [Dayton, OH]
Rounds 1 & 2	March 19 & 21	Greensboro Coliseum [Greensboro, NC] Sprint Center [Kansas City, MO] Wachovia Center [Philadelphia, PA] Roes Garden [Portland, OR]
Rounds 1 & 2	March 20 & 22	Taco Bell Arena [Boise, ID] UD Arena [Dayton, OH] American Airlines Arena [Miami, FL] HHH Metrodome [Minneapolis, MN]
East Regional	March 26 & 28	TD Banknorth Garden [Boston, MA]
West Regional	March 26 & 28	University of Phoenix Stadium [Glendale, AZ]
Midwest Regional	March 27 & 29	Lucas Oil Stadium [Indianapolis, IN]
South Regional	March 27 & 29	FedEx Forum [Memphis, TN]
Final Four	April 4	Ford Field [Detroit, MI]
Championship	April 6	Ford Field [Detroit, MI]

The Oregon Urology Institute started the trend last year. It was successful enough that they've decided to repeat the campaign in '09.

You can’t deny that the timing of this is perfect, especially since the first two rounds of the tournament begin on Wednesday, March 19 and ends on March 22. If you've been thinking about getting the procedure done, why not now?

It is unclear whether or not there’s a pricing special or if it’s simply an astute suggestion. But one thing you can be sure of is a doctor's note giving you the necessary tube time.

Snip In The City. Here are some clinics that are also offering a March Madness-related event. If you’re in Austin, maybe a visit to Dr. Dick Chopp is exactly what you need.

San Antonio, TX: Urology San Antonio
Austin, TX: The Urology Team
Springfield, OR: Oregon Urology Institute — hear the ad

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3/10/09 | RichmondSpider

Now THAT is the title of the year so far! Outstanding!

3/10/09 | Brendanc8504

"we got a bleeder!"

3/10/09 | WhoDat12 | 2231 respect

(Edited by WhoDat12)

Quartet:

A vasectomy’s a medical procedure One that makes you half a man Remember when you twisted up your garden hose Well, essentially, that is the plan

3/10/09 | Brendanc8504

Derrich wrote:

Did anyone notice the docs name? That's legit. "So who did the procedure?" "Oh...it was Dick Chopp."

haha thats awesome

3/10/09 | Derrich

Did anyone notice the docs name? That's legit. "So who did the procedure?" "Oh...it was Dick Chopp."

3/10/09 | huskerdoug2009 | 1848 respect

3/10/09 | Michael_Luchies | 17 respect

So would you get the procedure the morning of the 19th? I mean the opening round is at night, and worthless..on the 19th then you have that thursday, friday, sat. and sunday....

3/10/09 | Brendanc8504

you can always tell the guys who are about to do this. they are reading the book called "Dont Jump!"

3/10/09 | Boski93 | 375 respect

This article may be considered a a loose ball foul.

3/10/09 | keppieboy | 158 respect

No glove no love

3/10/09 | Brendanc8504

(Edited by Brendanc8504)

I'm as much a hoops fan as anyone else, but is there really ever a good time to get this procedue.

My girlfriend is a nurse in the urology department at Brighams hospital in Boston. The stories she comes home with brings me to tears. Please guys, don't jump to extreme measures.