Against my better judgment, here's some footage of Barack Obama attempt at bowling over the weekend in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

Barack, who fancies playing hoops as much as possible, which would lead us to believe he's coordinated, bowled a 37. It's one thing to mingle with the common man, quite another to display you're clearly not one. No good small town Pennsylvanian would ever be caught in the double digits as evidenced by the best portion of this Associate Press write up:

"About five lanes over, a young man in a T-shirt that said "Beer Hunter" fell on his backside while bowling and still recorded a strike."

That makes my day. The Dude abides.

Beer Hunter > Vote Hunter.