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Barack Obama Pennsylvania Bowling Alley Visit Turns Into Guttergate

4/1/08 in Bowling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect



Against my better judgment, here's some footage of Barack Obama attempt at bowling over the weekend in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

Barack, who fancies playing hoops as much as possible, which would lead us to believe he's coordinated, bowled a 37. It's one thing to mingle with the common man, quite another to display you're clearly not one. No good small town Pennsylvanian would ever be caught in the double digits as evidenced by the best portion of this Associate Press write up:
"About five lanes over, a young man in a T-shirt that said "Beer Hunter" fell on his backside while bowling and still recorded a strike."
That makes my day. The Dude abides.

Beer Hunter > Vote Hunter.
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4/2/08   |   MIKE!   |   41 respect

ya last time i went bowling, i bowled a 39. had 17 gutterballs, 8 gutterballs in a row and managed 2 get 2 bowling balls stuck in the gutters. He broke those records and gets all the publicity, yet when i set them, nobody outside the group i was in knew. however, i still got 2 more stuck then he did :P

4/1/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Yeah, but you know he botched it because Jesus and Liam got in his head.

4/1/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I was really hoping this was an April Fools Day joke, then I realized the original article was posted yesterday.

No es bueno.

4/1/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

Can we bowl better than our president?

Yes We Can!

4/1/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4210 respect

Barack Obama = only person who can bowl worse than me.