Chargers Left Tackle Marcus McNeill Sings Jonas Brothers, Is A Huge Fan
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This Might Be One Reason Why The Chargers Are 3-5

11/4/08 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


There are a lot of things wrong with the San Diego Chargers this year. Their defense sucks, LaDainian Tomlinson may be starting to reach the twilight of his career, and of course they're coached by Norv Turner. 

But it seems they may have another problem to deal with. One that must be solved to create harmony in the locker room.

Unfortunately, two time left tackle Pro Bowler Marcus McNeill, who by the way is currently only in his third season, is - wait for it - a huge Jonas Brothers fan. And he'll even sing Lovebug for you.



I'm sure that totally pumps up the locker room on game day. Who wouldn't get pumped up by a rendition like that? Pretty much everyone I know.

Obviously, this is a team cancer that must be dealt with harshly and drastically. Something tells me that getting the Jonas Brothers out of the Chargers locker room can only lead to great things. Like them squeaking into the playoffs over the Denver Bronocs and promptly getting annihilated by whoever the hell they face.
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11/5/08   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

Again....There is no issue with our O-Line...Like I said before, it's our D-LINE who actually has issues. Philip is getting protected and LT still gets some great blocking...The Chargers Offense averages 28 points and 343 yds per game. The Bolts defense is 26th in the league.

11/5/08   |   huskerdoug2009   |   2790 respect

wrote:
 I knew LT wasn't over the hill, he just has pussies blocking for him.

Supposedly he has an old turf toe injury that won't go away?  Maybe the reason he can't cut the way he did in years past is that his lineman are stepping on his toes in the "mosh pit" or whatever you call that area at the Jonas Brothers concerts

11/5/08   |   bigtoe21178

at least they have won 3 hell i bet the raiders would love that

11/5/08   |   Scott   |   53924 respect

Whew.... I dont feel nearly as girly now about liking the High School Musical series

11/5/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

wrote:
 I knew LT wasn't over the hill, he just has pussies blocking for him.

He is a two-time Pro Bowler.

11/5/08   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

The weirdest thing is that my BOLTS play 5 of their last 8 games at home(4 out 6 to finish the season). Their road games are at Pitt, at KC, and at Tampa...They are one game behind 4-4 Denver and they finish the season with the Broncos at Qualcomm. Fans would be lying to say they wanted to face the Chargers in the playoffs once they figure this all out again...Charger's History proves that they know how to beat teams on the road in the playoffs.

Unfortunately, we aren't going to scare anyone if we're singing Jonas Bros. songs. I'd prefer it if someone on our Defense would get busted for smoking weed with Ricky Williams, or someone who gets busted like Scottie Pippen "packing the heat"...Some thug who will take no prisoners...I'm sorry...I'm just so desperate for sacks and INTs this season...I'm starting to talk crazy...It gets to you man...

11/4/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

RichmondSpider wrote:
Naw... the reason why the Chargers are 3-5 is Norv Turner, the man could screw up a one car funeral.

Or cereal.


11/4/08   |   Seth   |   301 respect

Now I know how to get my daughter to watch football with me, make her a Chargers fan.

11/4/08   |   Chief_aka_James   |   3307 respect

...Wow.

11/4/08   |   RichmondSpider

Naw... the reason why the Chargers are 3-5 is Norv Turner, the man could screw up a one car funeral.