White Guys And High Fives Are A Dangerous Mix
I'm sure some of you are aware of this, but there's a rare genetic disorder in white guys known as the "Awkward High Five Syndrome."
Basically, the gene causes white guys everywhere to be unable to perform a proper high five. Generally speaking, you can spot a white guy high five after a big play at a sporting event, and the motion often resembles two flamingos necking.
Regrettably, this hilarious disorder is infrequently, if ever, caught on live camera. But thanks to the miracle of Monday Night Football, last night we were treated to an epic version of the awkward high five.
You should just consider yourself lucky you didn't see the second attempt. In that one the guy in the white hat poked his buddy's eyeball clean out.
This is why YouTube rules and white guys don't [Orland Kurtenblog] via [Deadspin]