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Cris Collinsworth Talks About How High School Girls Love Him

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If You Hate Cris Collinsworth, This Post Is For You

9/11/09 in Media | 100%InjuryRate | 1283 respect

I'm sure you're all familiar with Wooderson from Dazed and Confused. Or at least his line from the movie, "That's what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Well, apparently annoying NFL talking head Cris Collinsworth was once Wooderson. And not just based on the fact that they look like each other. Back when Collinsworth was still playing in the NFL, he did an interview where he talked about what it's like being a pro athlete bachelor.

The money quote: “Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18, they start to figure it out.”

Do they ever!

Anyway, I like With Leather's take on that quote: And he said this ON NETWORK TELEVISION. Goodell would have any wideout in the league castrated if he said that today.

That's probably true. Anyway, here's the video in its full hilarity. Collinsworth apparently took his fashion tips from Bill Cosby. God, did the 80s ever suck.

[Big time HT to With Leather]

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9/11/09 | feel_the_steel | 9 respect

TheRoss wrote:

Good God I hate Collinsworth soooo much. He must know it too, because I can't even play Madden without hearing him. I mean, who LIKES this guy? Anyone?

I keep the commentary volume bottomed out when I'm playing the Madden 10......the game rules,but wayyyy to much Collinsworth jibberystyle oinkery for my taste.

9/11/09 | Captain_Chaos | 287 respect

Collinsworth makes me wish they would bring back Madden.

or Hell Dennis Miller is better than Collinsworth!

9/11/09 | kramer | 10788 respect

Whaddya know, he was just as annoying 25 years ago as he is today, who'd a thunk it?!

9/11/09 | evilquacks101 | 842 respect

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Isn't Collinsworth the new Madden?..................................Bring back Madden!

9/11/09 | evilquacks101 | 842 respect

(Edited by evilquacks101)

Hey isn't that Matthew McConaughey? This might be a conspiracy.................... McConaughey must have been hired to play the roll of Cris to make "himself" look bad.

Now they both suck!

9/11/09 | MrNFL | 175 respect

Because I love doing this, Mr. Collinsworth, this man would like to speak with you.

9/11/09 | dwyermaker | 39 respect

Uh-oh. I think we are about three years away from Collinsworth getting arrested for biting a 15 year old hooker... I propose that Faniq offer a retro Collinsworth Bengals jersey for whoever gets closest to the inevitable bizzarre accusations that come out about him...

9/11/09 | TheRoss | 356 respect

Good God I hate Collinsworth soooo much. He must know it too, because I can't even play Madden without hearing him. I mean, who LIKES this guy? Anyone?