I'm sure you're all familiar with Wooderson from Dazed and Confused. Or at least his line from the movie, "That's what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Well, apparently annoying NFL talking head Cris Collinsworth was once Wooderson. And not just based on the fact that they look like each other. Back when Collinsworth was still playing in the NFL, he did an interview where he talked about what it's like being a pro athlete bachelor.
The money quote: “Fourteen to eighteen, I’m a big star with them. As soon as they mature, after they turn 18, they start to figure it out.”
Do they ever!
Anyway, I like With Leather's take on that quote: And he said this ON NETWORK TELEVISION. Goodell would have any wideout in the league castrated if he said that today.
That's probably true. Anyway, here's the video in its full hilarity. Collinsworth apparently took his fashion tips from Bill Cosby. God, did the 80s ever suck.
[Big time HT to With Leather]