This video is actually somewhat old (it's from the middle of the summer), but since no one had ever seen it until today, and the Cubs are in first place, I might as well let you see it.
As you may know, it's a federal crime not to have a beer in your hand when you're at Wrigley, which can make it difficult to catch a baseball thrown to you by a player. Luckily, one hero emerged who figured out that it is possible to catch a major league baseball and get drunk at the same time. Even better, his catch was 10 times more impressive than anything Alfonso Soriano has ever done out in left field.
Word is the Pirates have signed him to a three-year deal. Wise move Pirates, wise move indeed.