When Women Are Trying To Park, Get The Hell Out Of The Way

Danica Patrick doesn't need to draw any more attention to herself heading into the Indianapolis 500 than she'll already have. Whether it's her fault or not, she's already a big hit during practice sessions.

During Friday's practice runs, Patrick drilled Chuck Buckman, a crewman of Marco Andretti, and as you can see above it was quite a nasty blow. According to the recent reports, Mr. Buckman only suffered a concussions and abrasions to his scalp and face.

Safe to say he's quite fortunate.

“I really don’t remember how it happened,” Buckman said in a statement from the Speedway. “All I remember is I was talking with someone on Marco Andretti’s team and then everything is blank from that point.”

I'd go for a female driver joke right here, but maybe that's too soon.  We've got plenty of time for that in the next couple weeks leading up to the race. All I know is Buckman should know better than to get anywhere near a woman while she's trying to park a car.