Drunken Hockey Streaker Shoots On Goal
Junior Hockey

Drunken Hockey Streakers Always Go Top Shelf

3/31/09 in Junior Hockey   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect



On St. Patrick's Day, I was completely sober. This guy above, however, was obviously not. During some amateur hockey tournament in Connecticut on St. Patrick's Day, one lubed up hero decided he prance out onto the ice and go for a top shelf shot on an unsuspecting goalie.

Actually, unsuspecting is the wrong term, seeing as it takes our naked hero about a minute to reach the goal after falling multiple times. At least he managed to get his imaginary shot off though. If this had been the NHL, he would have been crushed about one second after he hit the ice. Either that, or he would have been Sean Avery's sloppy seconds.

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3/31/09   |   XxXSINNERXxX

I don't know how hem managed to get on the ice without someone getting to him but however he did it I think it was way funny but way sick at the same time thats one way to lose your pecker..

3/31/09   |   barca_and_beer

Here ref, hold my hat...


He can't seem to shake that "chilly" persona.


Some might say his intentions have been uncovered.


Is that a crack in the ice, or just your backside?


Hey baby, I call this......the penalty shot.

3/31/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Boski93 wrote:
Worst third jersey EVER!

We don't need that kind of "junk" on the ice.

Boski will be here all week.

3/31/09   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Worst third jersey EVER!

We don't need that kind of "junk" on the ice.

3/31/09   |   Pat   |   5134 respect

eLa_MAe_O wrote:

my eyes!!!!!  my poor eyes!!!!!!!!!  but that is pretty funny, but now can we all wondr why the reff didnt stop him???   anywhoo, LMFAO!!!!!!

I think the ref was too busy laughing.

Or maybe he just didn't want to touch him.

3/31/09   |   eLa_MAe_O   |   1676 respect

my eyes!!!!!  my poor eyes!!!!!!!!!  but that is pretty funny, but now can we all wondr why the reff didnt stop him???   anywhoo, LMFAO!!!!!!

3/31/09   |   Illini_Pat

lol thats funny stuff

3/31/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 ice ice baby

3/31/09   |   Toejam   |   22 respect

ouch.....that is a 9 on the pucker scale......i guess this guy doesn't realize that hockey is not a stick and ball sport.........

3/31/09   |   Pat   |   5134 respect

Wow... it gave me the chills just seeing him fall on the ice while naked. He had to have been REALLY drunk... ouch.

3/31/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

I swore I checked for a camera when I did that....