Drunken Hockey Streaker Shoots On Goal
Drunken Hockey Streakers Always Go Top Shelf
On St. Patrick's Day, I was completely sober. This guy above, however, was obviously not. During some amateur hockey tournament in Connecticut on St. Patrick's Day, one lubed up hero decided he prance out onto the ice and go for a top shelf shot on an unsuspecting goalie.
Actually, unsuspecting is the wrong term, seeing as it takes our naked hero about a minute to reach the goal after falling multiple times. At least he managed to get his imaginary shot off though. If this had been the NHL, he would have been crushed about one second after he hit the ice. Either that, or he would have been Sean Avery's sloppy seconds.
Hockey streaker scores ghost goal [Total Pro Sports]