Eagles Owner Jeff Lurie High Fives Wife In The Face During Eagles 44-6 Win Over The Cowboys
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There's Nothing Like Celebrating A Touchdown By Slapping Your Wife

12/29/08 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm sure some of you are aware of this, but there's a rare genetic disorder in white guys known as the "Awkward High Five Syndrome."

Basically, the gene causes white guys everywhere to be unable to perform a proper high five with anyone. And today, it was on stunning display during the Eagles' epic 44-6 beatdown of the Cowboys. Who was the culprit? Why, it was none other than Eagles owner Jeff Lurie, who celebrated an Eagles TD by high-fiving his wife....in the face.

Wow. EPIC FAIL is the only way to describe that. That also counts as domestic abuse, right?

Anyway, now I know some of you Cowboys fans out there are saying to yourselves, well, although we got our butts kicked today, at least none of us did anything that stupid this year. Well, you'd be wrong. Interestingly, during your previous matchup with the Eagles earlier this year, you had a fan do the exact same thing. 

So I guess the key to winning a game in the Eagles/Cowboys rivalry is to have a white guy smack someone in the face while attempting a high five. Either that or both fan bases just happen to be retarded.

I'd high five her face right now too. [Deadspin]
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12/30/08   |   brianmc0331   |   10 respect

Hell he did that on purpose

12/29/08   |   taylordanley   |   6 respect

comon the guy was drunk and uncoordinated!

12/29/08   |   Keeter   |   92 respect

$100 says that video shows up in their divorce proceedings in a few years.........................and "earns" her an extra $25 million !!!          

12/29/08   |   mourningeagle2_12

That was too funny Thanks for posting hahahaha

12/29/08   |   pete91788

What a great day in Philly!

12/29/08   |   djjfrench   |   67 respect

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!  Lol I'm sure she woulda took a punch for the win and a kick in the cooter for a title.  Thank goodness I'm brown lol

12/29/08   |   Gopu_lovely

yaaaaaaaaaa mr. u r absolutly correct