There's Nothing Like Celebrating A Touchdown By Slapping Your Wife
Basically, the gene causes white guys everywhere to be unable to perform a proper high five with anyone. And today, it was on stunning display during the Eagles' epic 44-6 beatdown of the Cowboys. Who was the culprit? Why, it was none other than Eagles owner Jeff Lurie, who celebrated an Eagles TD by high-fiving his wife....in the face.
Wow. EPIC FAIL is the only way to describe that. That also counts as domestic abuse, right?
Anyway, now I know some of you Cowboys fans out there are saying to yourselves, well, although we got our butts kicked today, at least none of us did anything that stupid this year. Well, you'd be wrong. Interestingly, during your previous matchup with the Eagles earlier this year, you had a fan do the exact same thing.
So I guess the key to winning a game in the Eagles/Cowboys rivalry is to have a white guy smack someone in the face while attempting a high five. Either that or both fan bases just happen to be retarded.
I'd high five her face right now too. [Deadspin]