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Extreme Pogo-Sticking Surprisingly Not Enjoyed By All

3/25/08 in X Games   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


When I was back at my old blog, I discovered one of the dumbest sports that I think has ever existed: extreme pogo-sticking. There's definitely something wrong with the world when a pogo stick, a toy once used almost exclusively by 7-year-olds, goes extreme. Plus the "sport" has already thrown videos like this one out into the public realm, and for that I will never forgive them.

But now extreme pogo-stickers are annoyingly trying to duplicate skaters by pissing off security guards. Naturally, security guards are not pleased by this; they'll only take crap from skaters or higher. Anyway, the combined result of the two is of course pure hilarity, with lawsuits and choked tracheas just waiting to happen.

Turn up the volume on this one (NSFW), mainly so you can hear what the security guard tells the teenager he'd like to do with the pogo-stick.

 

By the way, do you think it'd be possible to give life in prison for extreme pogo-sticking? Sure, that's somewhat harsh, but I'm just trying to keep our streets clean.
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3/25/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

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Let them do it in a Tiger's den. 

Or in the middle of a driving range.