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Vuvuzela Horns: Designed By Satan To Destroy Soccer

6/24/09 in Soccer   |   Pat   |   5233 respect


If you've watched any of the Confederations Cup, then you've probably heard this incredibly annoying sound. The South Africans say their Vuvuzela horns are meant to inspire their favorite teams, but after some in-depth scientific analysis, I have determined that these horns are not inspirational in any way, shape or form. They are, in fact, tools of Satan, designed to eliminate all enjoyment that comes from watching a soccer game.

I hope to God that they ban these things soon. Not just from soccer games, but from the planet. Get rid of them. Now.


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6/29/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

Lorraine994 wrote:
I love soccer, it means i have to go into the shop and buy myself a vuvuzela, damn right i would do that. I dont know much about how to blow the vuvuzelas but im willing (more then willing) to learn how to blow it, lol.

Yeah thats my take and i stand by it, my take and mine alone

That's what I like to hear, a woman who is willing to give it her best effort, lol.

6/29/09   |   Lorraine994   |   118 respect

I love soccer, it means i have to go into the shop and buy myself a vuvuzela, damn right i would do that. I dont know much about how to blow the vuvuzelas but im willing (more then willing) to learn how to blow it, lol.

Yeah thats my take and i stand by it, my take and mine alone

6/25/09   |   dianeplas

blamka wrote:
These horns have been around international soccer as long as that magical spray that heals fake injuries.  Why is South Africa claiming them as some national treasure?  Seems pretty contrived to me...

hysterical and accurate!!!!!!!!!!

6/24/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

As long as the US keeps winning, keep blowing these horns! I've got no problem with them at all.

6/24/09   |   blamka   |   12 respect

These horns have been around international soccer as long as that magical spray that heals fake injuries.  Why is South Africa claiming them as some national treasure?  Seems pretty contrived to me...

6/24/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

They are, in fact, tools of Satan, designed to eliminate all enjoyment that comes from watching a soccer game.

I'm not sure there's any enjoyment in watching a soccer game period.