Vuvuzela Horns: Designed By Satan To Destroy Soccer
If you've watched any of the Confederations Cup, then you've probably heard this incredibly annoying sound. The South Africans say their Vuvuzela horns are meant to inspire their favorite teams, but after some in-depth scientific analysis, I have determined that these horns are not inspirational in any way, shape or form. They are, in fact, tools of Satan, designed to eliminate all enjoyment that comes from watching a soccer game.
I hope to God that they ban these things soon. Not just from soccer games, but from the planet. Get rid of them. Now.
The Tiny Plastic Horn That Will Ruin The World Cup [Deadspin]