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6/24/09

Fans Blowing Vuvuzela Horns In South Africa During Confederations Cup

Vuvuzela Horns: Designed By Satan To Destroy Soccer

Soccer, Rumors, World Cup, Tricks

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If you've watched any of the Confederations Cup, then you've probably heard this incredibly annoying sound. The South Africans say their Vuvuzela horns are meant to inspire their favorite teams, but after some in-depth scientific analysis, I have determined that these horns are not inspirational in any way, shape or form. They are, in fact, tools of Satan, designed to eliminate all enjoyment that comes from watching a soccer game.

I hope to God that they ban these things soon. Not just from soccer games, but from the planet. Get rid of them. Now.

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6/24/09

100%InjuryRate

2	They are, in fact, tools of Satan, designed to eliminate all enjoyment that comes from watching a soccer game. I'm not sure there's any enjoyment in watching a soccer game period.

6/24/09

blamka

2	These horns have been around international soccer as long as that magical spray that heals fake injuries. Why is South Africa claiming them as some national treasure? Seems pretty contrived to me...

6/24/09

BluDevil

0	As long as the US keeps winning, keep blowing these horns! I've got no problem with them at all.

6/25/09

dianeplas

0	blamka wrote: These horns have been around international soccer as long as that magical spray that heals fake injuries. Why is South Africa claiming them as some national treasure? Seems pretty contrived to me... hysterical and accurate!!!!!!!!!!

6/29/09

Lorraine994

1	I love soccer, it means i have to go into the shop and buy myself a vuvuzela, damn right i would do that. I dont know much about how to blow the vuvuzelas but im willing (more then willing) to learn how to blow it, lol. Yeah thats my take and i stand by it, my take and mine alone

6/29/09

BluDevil

0	Lorraine994 wrote: I love soccer, it means i have to go into the shop and buy myself a vuvuzela, damn right i would do that. I dont know much about how to blow the vuvuzelas but im willing (more then willing) to learn how to blow it, lol. Yeah thats my take and i stand by it, my take and mine alone That's what I like to hear, a woman who is willing to give it her best effort, lol.