I know not many of you watch hockey, and even fewer of you would be watching hockey in Florida, but let me tell you something, you're missing out. Panthers announcer Randy Moller, who is a former NHL player, has taken announcing to new heights.
How so? Well, you know how guys like Stuart Scott say "Booyah!" on goals, which is pretty random. Well, Moller embraces randomness like to no before him. He will quite literally say the first thing that pops into his head after a goal. See, Moller doesn't stick with one call (like Scott has for 15 years), so he never gets boring. Instead, it's fun to just try and figure out how his brain works.
Let's have a listen to some of his gems.
I'm not sure why, but I think "Wakka Wakka" is my favorite call. Fozzie Bear knows how to school NHL goalies.
AND I DRAW DING DONGS ON PEOPLE!!! [Apartment 718] via [Deadspin]
















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