I know not all of you have HBO, so I'd like to thank Awful Announcing for compiling this highlight reel of the first episode of Hard Knocks, which looks like it'll be way more fun than watching a Dolphins/Raiders tilt. As you can probably guess, the show is going to focus an awful lot on Romo, TO, Pacman Adam Jones, and of course Jerry Jones.

For those of you still wondering how Pacman was able to get another job after being suspended for a year, I'd say the clip where he catches 6 punts in row - while still holding on to all of them as he does so - would help explain why. Guy can play. Oh, and he also makes it rain at one point, literally.

Also, keep an eye out for Marion Barber, who continues to show why he may be the toughest man to ever step foot on this earth. He absolutely rocks a linebacker who tries to get past him during a speed rush drill.

Luckily, no Jessica Simpson appearance yet, so Cowboys fans can keep dreaming that their team will win the Super Bowl. But once she shows up, we all know it's over.

Hard Knocks Episode One [Awful Announcing]