High School Team Scores Goal Three Seconds Into Game
HS Soccer

This Is Either The Most Impressive Goal Ever, Or That Dude Is The Worst Goalie Ever

4/30/09 in HS Soccer   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


This video is from some high school game two days ago. There's no real point in telling you who the schools are (no one cares), and there's no real point in watching more than the first 10 seconds of this clip (unless you like listening to unathletic team video cameramen laugh annoyingly). Just watch the forward in blue send a missile into the back net right off the opening kickoff.

And, I should note, watch the painfully white goalkeeper exhibit his less than awesome vertical.

I'm sure the cheerleaders who are too busy sexing up the football players strongly disapprove of that goal.
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9/1/09   |   grace_shane18

hlow

8/9/09   |   natlygurl

over high level hahahaha

8/4/09   |   asksudu2111

c'mon guys!cheer SOUTH CAROLINA

8/1/09   |   bar_bar555

hmmmmmmp wats ur nem

7/26/09   |   nicholes22

MICHIGAN ROCKS

7/24/09   |   rjcalsas_1014

nice game

7/19/09   |   briwuzhere101

nice!!!

7/9/09   |   michaelalillard

i want to know stuff about you

7/9/09   |   gundados

i,m hanan a footballer from Ghana, let be friends

7/1/09   |   jayfreddiejay11

No he not

6/29/09   |   yatoralex

of course yes

6/26/09   |   haleyshindorf

so cool 1 in a million

6/24/09   |   goodluck_nze

how far u dey net

6/24/09   |   goodluck_nze

bude howvfar

6/21/09   |   liz25rox

that goal was amazing but that goalie as to stop watching other things and start paying attention abotu the game more often.

6/19/09   |   adeifejimoh4real

That was a good goal but the keeper has to pay more attention when on the field...

5/3/09   |   astridpaulina

damn that was impressive but kinda sucks for the goalie but ya always got to pay attention when on the feid......

4/30/09   |   Soccerball

1 of the players is my coach!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/30/09   |   streetballer123   |   4059 respect

How sad.

4/30/09   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

That Range Rover would have stopped it!

4/30/09   |   Seachickenhawk

Michael_Luchies wrote:
Wait why were those highschool football players not wearing pads and kicking the ball?  What the heck was that.....why was there a net in the endzone?

You could just as easily have said, "Why is there an endzone painted in goal box?" or "Why are there yard markers on the soccer field?"

4/30/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

Wait why were those highschool football players not wearing pads and kicking the ball?  What the heck was that.....why was there a net in the endzone?

4/30/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

nyrangers wrote:
Whoever was on the camera sounded like the biggest CREEP ever

Hahaha, yeah he did, didn't he. I couldn't listen to this thing for more than about 10 seconds without wanting to punch that dude in the face.

4/30/09   |   nyrangers   |   192 respect

Whoever was on the camera sounded like the biggest CREEP ever

4/30/09   |   Seachickenhawk

There's no excuse for the keeper to not be ready at kickoff.  He was likely poorly positioned and/or not paying attention.  Credit to the shooter for seeing the keeper off his line and for making the shot.

4/30/09   |   frenchy62   |   3 respect

I don't know that it's fair to say that the goalie sucks or was not paying attention. He didn't botch what should have been an easy save or get caught off-guard. It was simply an excellent (perhaps lucky) shot that was just out of the goalie's reach and sneaked in just under the crossbar. Stuff happens.

4/30/09   |   adylondon09

 wat to say!.......m feeling pitty,,,,,,dats football.................shameless for football fans.

4/30/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

I am sure that goalie was sitting checking out someone in the stands and looked up and thought "well crap. here is a shot already."

4/30/09   |   istive1980

It's just one of those things any day can be your bad day, the goolie is only un lucky, there is nothing special about the goal...

4/30/09   |   xscoop_it_upx

i think its pretty funny tbh lol

4/30/09   |   fransiskato

theproblem wrote:

Being someone who plays goalie I feel bad for that guy...Thats embarassing

I think it is the goalie that is quit a fala.......The goal I don't think of it as most impressive ever!!!!

4/30/09   |   theproblem   |   16 respect

Being someone who plays goalie I feel bad for that guy...Thats embarassing